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 12/01/03 Archive
Mordor Beer
Taken and sent by Andrew Wilson
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Maltese Hobbit
Taken and sent by Greanleaf
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Would You Let This Man Direct LotR?
Matt Shuster
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By Leg 'o' lamb
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7-up Delivery
Submitted by Elora from TheWhiteTower.net
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7-Up Deagol
By Leg 'o' lamb
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Tickle Me Ulmo
By Brian Whalen
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 •What did Legolas see when he looked into Galadriel's mirror?
ANSWER: A Bloomin' fine looking Elf.
- submitted by Lorella

 •What would be Ned Flanders name in Middle Earth?
ANSWER: Tom Bom-didli-om-bom
- submitted by Lorella

 •There was an archery contest in Lothlorien and all the great archers were there. The 1st one comes up and fires his arrow right in the apple on top of an elf head and says:
-I'm Legolas!!!
The 2nd one comes and fires his arrow...he splits the 1st arrow in half and says:
-I'm Thranduil
Another comes and shoots the elf under the apple and says:
- submitted by Oana

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Would You Let This Man Direct LotR?
Matt Shuster
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