MOON LETTERS : TOOKISH TICKLERS
The Twelve Days of Christmas -- LOTR Style - ballistic_4_Billy and Chica
On the first day of Christmas Tolkien gave to me --
A Dark Lord to rule over thee.
On the second day of Christmas Tolkien gave to me --
Two Graying Wizards, and a Dark Lord to rule over thee.
On the third day of Christmas Tolkien gave to me --
Three stone-cold trolls, two graying wizards, and a Dark Lord
to rule over thee.
On the forth day of Christmas Tolkien gave to me --
Four happy hobbits, three stone cold trolls, two graying wizards, and
a Dark Lord to rule over thee.
On the fifth day of Christmas Tolkien gave to me --
Five Pippin blunders, four happy hobbits, three stone-cold trolls, two graying wizards, and a Dark Lord to rule over thee.
On the sixth day of Christmas Tolkien gave to me --
Six names for Strider, five Pippin blunders, four happy hobbits...
On the seventh day of Christmas Tolkien gave to me --
Seven swords a swiping, six names for Strider...
On the eighth day of Christmas Tolkien gave to me --
Eight Elven cloaks, seven swords a swiping...
On the ninth day of Christmas Tolkien gave to me --
Nine Ringwraiths riding, eight Elven cloaks...
On the tenth day of Christmas Tolkien gave to me --
Ten orcs to fight, nine Ringwraiths riding...
On the eleventh day of Christmas Tolkien gave to me --
Elven braids on Gimli, ten orcs to fight...
On the twelfth day of Christmas Tolkien gave to me --
Twelve Rohan Guards, elven braids on Gimli, ten orcs to fight, nine Ringwraiths riding, eight Elven cloaks, seven swords a swiping, six names for Strider, five Pippin blunders, four happy hobbits, three stone-cold trolls, two graying Wizards... and a Dark Lord to rule over thee!
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