9. You cannot pass (unless you pay the toll.)

8. If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. (Hopefully life)

7. Screeeeee…*cough cough*

6. Ash nazg gimbatul, no wait it was durbatuluk, no, kimbatul…uh…

5. Cold snow, that's why we Hobbits have fur foot insulation.

4. You have my sword (If you can lift it.)

3. (reject Gollum) What do you mean I'm too cute?

2. Oooh, that was close (Merry almost fell on the cabbage.)

1. If I take one more step, it will be the farthest away from home that I've ever been. (Or is it the next field? Or the one after that? They all look the same.)