9. Frodo would look constantly bewildered, every now and then trying to bring up the situation concerning the One Ring.

8. Aragorn would have to be reminded that there is no monarchy in the USA.

7. Sam would brandish his frying pan threateningly if anyone tried to debate anything with Frodo.

6. Boromir would repeatedly rise, crying, "Gondor will see it done!"

5. After many attemptsto declare that Gollum had escaped Mirkwood, and that he was most definatly the prettiest, Legolas would get flustered and shoot the Speaker of the House.

4. Congress podiums are not as resilliant to Dwarf ax blows as the One Ring.

3. During a heated debate, Gandalf would stand and start bellowing the speech of Morodor.

2. Merry and Pippin would ask many times if a filibuster was a type of 'shroom'.

1. The Fellowship of the Ring might actually get something done!