Gandalf: All right you hobbits, ready to sing your new song?

Frodo: I’ll say we are!

G: OK, Samwise?

Sam: OK!

G: Meriadoc?

Merry: OK!

G: Pippin? PIPPIN!!!!

Pip: Relax, old man, ALL RIGHT!

Shire shire times are here,
Time for chow and time for cheer!
We've been good but it can't last,
Wraiths are coming, coming fast!
Want to get to Rivendell--
Skipping meals is bloody hell!
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Arwen don't be late!

Elvish elvish times are here,
Elrond's cool and Bilbo's near,
Tales and beer and fire in hearth--
Best hotel in MiddleEarth!
Need to get to Mordor soon,
Drop the Ring in old Mt. Doom!
We'd prefer another way--
Please Elrond let us stay!

Mannish times are coming down,
Strider wants to wear a crown!
Battles where we fight like hell,
Ring goes bye so all ends well!
Back to Shire we hobbits race,
Frodo soon can't stand the place--
Takes a cruise to heal the lack,
But Samwise says "I'm back!"

Gandalf: That's enough, boys.

All hobbits: Let's sing it again! Yeah, let's sing it again! I wanna sing it again!