On the first day of Christmas, Bilbo gave to me,
A golden ring from the Dark Lord.
On the second day of Christmas, Bilbo gave to me,
Two elven swords,
And a golden ring from the Dark Lord.
On the third day of Christmas, Bilbo gave to me,
Three pipe-weed crates,
Two elven swords,
And a golden ring from the Dark Lord.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Bilbo gave to me,
Four screaming Orcs,
Three pipe-weed crates,
Two elven swords,
And a golden ring from the Dark Lord.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Bilbo gave to me,
Five elven cloaks,
Four screaming Orcs,
Three pipe-weed crates,
Two elven swords,
And a golden ring from the Dark Lord.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Bilbo gave to me,
Six hobbits dancing,
Five elven cloaks,
Four screaming Orcs,
Three pipe-weed crates,
Two elven swords,
And a golden ring from the Dark Lord.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Bilbo gave to me,
Seven Dwarves a drinking,
Six hobbits dancing,
Five elven cloaks,
Four screaming Orcs,
Three pipe-weed crates,
Two elven swords,
And a golden ring from the Dark Lord.
On the eighth day of Christmas, Bilbo gave to me,
Eight humans laughing,
Seven Dwarves a drinking,
Six hobbits dancing,
Five elven cloaks,
Four screaming Orcs,
Three pipe-weed crates,
Two elven swords,
And a golden ring from the Dark Lord.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Bilbo gave to me,
Nine wraiths a riding,
Eight humans laughing,
Seven Dwarves a drinking,
Six hobbits dancing,
Five elven cloaks,
Four screaming Orcs,
Three pipe-weed crates,
Two elven swords,
And a golden ring from the Dark Lord.
On the tenth day of Christmas, Bilbo gave to me,
Ten goblins fighting,
Nine wraiths a riding,
Eight humans laughing,
Seven Dwarves a drinking,
Six hobbits dancing,
Five elven cloaks,
Four screaming Orcs,
Three pipe-weed crates,
Two elven swords,
And a golden ring from the Dark Lord.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Bilbo gave to me,
Eleven trolls a munching,
Ten goblins fighting,
Nine wraiths a riding,
Eight humans laughing,
Seven Dwarves a drinking,
Six hobbits dancing,
Five elven cloaks,
Four screaming Orcs,
Three pipe-weed crates,
Two elven swords,
And a golden ring from the Dark Lord.
On the twelve day of Christmas, Bilbo gave to me,
Twelve Runes a glowing,
Eleven trolls a munching,
Ten goblins fighting,
Nine wraiths a riding,
Eight humans laughing,
Seven Dwarves a drinking,
Six hobbits dancing,
Five elven cloaks,
Four screaming Orcs,
Three pipe-weed crates,
Two elven swords,
And a golden ring from the Dark Lord.