Take up the TORN-sib's burden.
Send forth the best ye post.
Your deepest Tolkien theories
To be read with tea and toast.
And wait for every answer
From fluttery folk, and wild;
Your newbie sullen posters
Half devil and half child.
Take up the TORN-sib's burden.
To all discord bring peace.
Explain the movie Arwen.
Bid the Balrog wing flap cease.
And when the board is quiet
At the end of a busy day
Watch some trollish heathen
Ask if Sam was gay.