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Top Ten LOTR Quotes that are Funnier with the Word "Pants"… aka The Pants Game - Nettie


10. "Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants." -Boromir
9. "Pants me… Don't tell the elf!" -Gimli
8. "There are no pants left in the race of men." -Elrond
7. "There is no strength left in the pants of men." -Elrond
6. "They are not coming to destroy the crops and villages of Rohan. They come to destroy its pants." -Aragorn.
5. "You Shall Not Pants!" -Gandalf
4. "Pants? Pants are weak." -Elrond
3. "Master hurts us. Master betrays us. We should pants him in his sleep. No, no, too risky… unless we let her do it…" -Gollum
2. "Not idly do the pants of Lorien fall." -Aragorn

And the number one quote that is funnier with the word "pants":

1. "I made a promise, Gandalf said, 'Don't you pants him Samwise Gamgee,' and I don't mean to, I don't mean to." -Sam
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