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Ten Things that Indicate You're a Tolkien Nerd - Bel_gwiniel


10. Your best friend's pet rat is named Smeagol.
9. You draw little hearts with "Feanor" in them.
8. You collect all books by Tolkien both in your native language and in English.
7. Instead of exclaiming "Oh my God" when something goes wrong, you say "A! Elbereth!"
6. You seriously plan to sue the translator for translating Tolkien's books wrong and changing Gandalf to Gandalv.
5. You refuse to use other fonts than Tengwar.
4. You refer to the Silmarillion as "the Bible".
3. You dedicate your life to convincing the world that the story of Middle-Earth is true, and you really believe that it is.
2. You constantly refer to your boyfriend/girlfriend as Beren/Luthien.

And the number one thing that indicates you're a Tolkien nerd:

1.You get really disappointed when your daughter's first word i "papa" and not "atar".
(for the less educated: atar is the Elvish (Quenya) word for father)
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