9. When Merry and Pippin look into the eyes of Treebeard for the first time.

8. Pippin saying, "Don't talk to it Merry. Don't encourage it!"

7. "Argh, what's he doing! Stupid fat hobbit! You ruins it!

6. Treebeard: We have just agreed.
Merry: Yes?
Treebeard: I have told your names to the ent moot and we have agreed: you are not Orcs.

5. "You're late. (translated from Elvish) You look terrible." - Legolas

4. Gimli: "What's happening out there?
Legolas: "Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?"

3. Gimli: Legolas, two already!
Legolas: I'm on seventeen!
Gimli: Arg! I'll have no pointy-ear outscoring me!
Legolas: Nineteen!

2. Gimli: Come on. We can take them!
Aragorn: It's a long way.
Gimli: Toss me.
Aragorn: What?
Gimli: I cannot jump the distance so you have to toss me. Ehh.. Don't tell the elf.
Aragorn: Not a word.

1. Sam: I wonder if we'll ever be put into songs or tales.
Frodo: What?
Sam: I wonder if people will ever say, 'let's hear about Frodo and the Ring.' And they'll say, 'yes, that's one of my favorite stories. Frodo was really courageous, wasn't he, dad.'
'Yes, my boy, the most famousest of hobbits. And that's saying alot.'
Frodo: 'You left out one of the chief characters. Samwise the Brave. I want to hear more about Sam. Frodo wouldn't have got far without Sam.'
Sam: Now Mr. Frodo, you shouldn't make fun. I was being serious.
Frodo: So was I.