9. You got a perm to look like Frodo (or are thinking about it)

8. You randomly recite lines from the movies at any given time

7. You have been to this website more than once

6. You have searched for the lost Entwives (you never know, they might like your countryside)

5. You address yourself as (name), son of (father's name) or Lady (name) of the lands of (your home town)

4. You can speak fluent elvish

3. When you submit your name on a waiting list at restaurants, it's something to the extent of "Sauron the Deciever, party of 3"

2. You have tried to teach trees how to speak

...and the number one sign that you are obsessed is...

1. You actually believe that the Lord of the Rings is a real story and all of this really happened long ago...