9. Yell "HA!" for no reason in the middle of the Council of Elrond and when everyone looks at you say "Have you ever heard of The Lord of the Rings?"

8. Wear a tall pointy Gandalf hat and wander around Rivindell yelling "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" 100 years before LOTR happens

7. Say " There were some ringwraiths outside asking for Frodo so i let them in. Is that cool with ya'll?"

6. Yell at the top of your lungs "ARWEN IS UGLY AS SHELOB" in the middle of Lothlorien

5. "Galadriel is slimy like a toad" you say in front of Celeborn

4. Dress like a hobbit and ask for Rogaine

3. "THERE'S NO TVs HERE?!?!?!?!?!? DRAT!!!"

2. "Feanor? Who's he?"

...and the number one way to confuse the elves...

1. "HAHA! I have a CD player."

Please don't try this at home!