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Ten Things that Could Happen if the LotR and Harry Potter Scrips Got Mixed Up - Lothiriel
1. Gandalf says to Bilbo on his birthday, "It's not every day a hobbit turns eleventy-one."
2. They meet Tom Bombadil in the Forbidden Forest.
3. The Witch-King gives Frodo a jagged scar on his head rather than stabbing
him with the Morgul blade.
4. Gandalf has to ride on a broomstick in order to catch the moth.
5. Instead of Ringwraiths, Dementors would chase Arwen and Frodo.
6. Before Gandalf tells Elrond about the Treason of Isengard, he says "There 're many
things you should know, Elrond, the first of which; Not all wizards are good."
7. Frodo would see himself with his parents in the mirror of Galadriel.
8. Gandalf would fight a three-headed dog instead of a Balrog.
9. Before he demands the ring from Frodo, Boromir would take off his turban, revealing
himself as a two-faced villain.
10. Lembas would be in the form of vomit-flavored jellybeans.
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