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5. When giving the jeweler your ring to be inspected, you hold it to yourself and whisper: "My precioussss..."

4. You see "Catherine of Aragon (some famous person from England)" in your history book and you think: "Aragorn didn’t have a daughter..."

3. For fun, you go to school with a blanket over your head and any time someone tries to talk to you, you hiss: "Give me the Halfling!"

2. You get in trouble at school for having a sword on Halloween and your excuse is: "But how else will I know that Orcs are near if I don't have Sting?"

1. In church, the pastor/preacher says 'Elijah' and you cry: "Frodo?!! Where?!!"

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