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10 Things Aragorn Would Never Say - Elvensmiths & Co.

10. Wicked!
9. Arwen? What’s that, a horse?
8. Gandalf’s the biggest prick in Middle Earth!
7. I don’t want to be king, I just want to be with you Frodo!
6. Repairs are costly. I’ll just buy me a new sword.
5. My best friend is from Angmar.
4. Sauron, I am your son.
3. All that is gold does not glitter. So? I’ll get me a diamond, then.
2. Just hand over the freaking ring, will you?
1. Yuck!


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