MOON LETTERS : TOOKISH TICKLERS
10 Things Galadriel Would Never Say - Elvensmiths & Co.
10. Celeborn, honey?
9. Legolas is prettier than me.
8. Sauron is my evil brother.
7. I had a love child with Elrond, 2000++ years ago and we forgot all about it.
6. (Snort!)
5. Will you take a bath in my mirror, Frodo Baggins?
4. Huh?
3. "Were the King and Queen of Hearts, tell me when the music starts
"
2. Im so, like, you know! Kind of, like
you know!
1. I am not your Elizabeth! I am no mans Elizabeth! (harharhar)
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