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10. You start craving mushrooms at every point in the day. Mushrooms go good on everything!
9. Your feet start to grow not only longer but also more and more furry each day! And it doesn't seem weird at all to you. And your ears become more and more pointy with each passing day (though everybody else just thinks that they always were that way).
8. You have the biggest desires to never wear shoes again, no matter what the signs on stores and restaurants say.
7. You measure yourself everyday, not to see if you're growing but instead shrinking.
6. You are shrinking!! Seriously!
5. When it's cold outside you try your hardest to make smoke rings from the air. Who needs a pipe!
4. You've decided to make all of the doorways in your home into circles instead of rectangles.
3. Every time you walk out of your home you think, "The road goes ever on and on'"
2. You wonder if maybe, just maybe, any ring that you have inherited or received as a gift is the ONE ring!

'and finally, the number one way you know you're turning into a hobbit:

1. People actually start to refer to you as a "hobbit." And you actually answer and feel proud when they do! Hobbit power!

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