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Top Ten Reasons Aragorn is cooler than Luke Skywalker - Lord of the Dance

10 Aragorn's two side kicks are way cooler than the druids.
9 Aragorn gets a girl.
8 Aragorn does not whine.
7 Aragorn's mystical mentor comes back to life for real.
6 Aragorn's father is really dead.
5 Aragorn disappears and comes back leading an army, Luke disappears and comes back wearing a cloak.
4 Aragorn never had a thing for his sister.
3 The little people that Aragorn hangs out with are only furry on their feet.
2 At the end of his trilogy, Aragorn gets to be a king.

…And the number one reason that Aragorn is cooler than Luke Skywalker

1. Aragorn's sword does not need batteries.

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