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Top Ten Things Overheard in Valinor Immediately After the Noldor Left - Anonymous


Top Ten Things Overheard in Valinor Immediately After the Noldor Left 10. "And don't come back until you've learned some manners!"

9. "Wasn't it *your* job to watch for giant spider attacks?"

8. "Did anyone see my cufflinks? There were three. I think Feanor had them last."

7. "Hey guys, I just noticed we forgot to create the Sun!"

6. "They'll be back. Who's for Chinese?"

5. "Hey Mandos, while you're at it, Doom us up some hookers."

4. "Oh come on! I wanna be the moon this time!"

3. "Hey! They took all the crab dip, too!"

2. "Oh yeah, I almost forgot, Melkor said something about going to meet with some giant spider and plot the downfall of something or other. That wasn't important, was it?"

…And the number one thing overheard in Valinor immediately after the Noldor left:

1. "Boy, this party sure went downhill fast."


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