MOON LETTERS : TOOKISH TICKLERS
Top Ten Ways to Know that Saturday Morning TV Has Been "Tolkienized" - SilmarilTgr
10. As Gandalf falls down the abyss, Frodo "glinches" a robot arm and pulls him back up.
9. Legolas can't tell the difference between orgs and orcs.
8. Merry holds up a strange device and calls out "digi-modify, Secret Fire activate!"
7. A strange kid wearing a red cap yells "I choose you, Pippin-chu."
6. In the climatic scene of ROTK, Dernhelm cries "Dernhelm transform."
5. Balrog dispatched by a giant robot with five teens inside.
4. The mystery sceince theater guys are wearing elf cloaks and eating Lembas.
3. After the Ring is destroyed, Gandalf goes on a quest for blue solex.
2. Croc hunter whispers to the camera "Crikey! that's a big orc"
1. New craze sweeps middle-earth: Meda-Boromirs!
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