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Top Ten Things I Have Learned from Reading Tolkien's Works - DR

10. Never swear to avenge someone.
9. Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards…
8. You can survive for weeks on a steady diet of Twinkies.
7. There is NOT good in everyone.
6. Singing can get you out of almost all nasty situations.
5. You can walk up to the very edge of a volcano without suffering from the heat.
4. It is more important to come from a really good family than to be a good person (unless you're REALLY talented; then you can be forgiven).
3. The more riddles you know, the better off you'll be.
2. Revenge is sweet.

…and the number one thing I have learned from reading Tolkien is:

1. Spiders are the spawn of Satan… literally!

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