spoiler alert!!

Sung to the tune of "In the End" by Linkin Park

One ring,
I don’t know why,
That every time I’m scarred I really try
To put it on,
The fight is endless inside my mind.

All I know, that the Nazgul, freaky black things,
Are chasing us, trying to get the ring
Now there is a fellowship, to destroy the ring, the clock ticks like the
waves.

There are us hobbits: Sam, Merry, Pippin and me Frodo,
Gimli the dwarf, and Legolas, he's really good with a bow,
Aragorn and Boromir,
They're royyaallllltttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Who didn’t ever think that he was gonna try to take the ring? (Saying while line above is talking)

I walked so far,
And I’m really tired.
In the end,
The ring was destroyed.
Orcs and Wraiths chassed us far,
But in the end,
The ring was destroyed

One ring,
I don’t know why,
That every time I’m scarred I really try,
To put it on,
The fight is endless inside my mind

Sam and Merry were taken into captivity.
They escaped and went to the Fangorn Forest property.
We were all surprised that they got them to attack Orthanc
Most of us took part in the fields of Pellanor
Both Theoden and the Witchking were slain,
Soon they'll just be a faint memory

Gollum lead us to Mount doom,
And Shelob's lair,
He bit off my finger,
Him and the ring,
Fell in burning to a crisp,
Aragon united his kingdom,

He went too far,
And changed his name,
To Elfstone,
Also known as Elessar

Fore all this most dwarves say: screw it
Legolas was a natural badass, to the end of his days
Aragorn was a good king 'till he died they saaaayyss

GIMLY BECAME FRIENDS WITH LEGOLAS, AND THEY SAILED TO THE UNDIEING LANDS,
GANDLAF WAS NOW KNOWN AS THE WHIIIIIIIITTTEEE,
AND THE REST TOLD US TO PISS OF,
EXCEPT ME,
I MADE A 4 YEAR CONTRACT WITH NEW LINE CINIMA