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Top Ten Signs You're a LOTR Obsessed College Student - LM
10. You frequently write your name on tests in the angerthas.
9. When depositing your books in the library book drop, you start screaming as if your finger had been bitten off.
8. You speak to the squirrels in elvish.
7. You refuse to drink beer unless its served in a light up glass goblet.
6. While carrying a huge load of textbooks up 4 flights of stairs to your dorm room, you imagine that you're lugging a hobbit on your back, just to make yourself feel a bit better.
5. When you catch your roommate borrowing your stuff, you demand, "What has it got in its pocketsessssss?"
4. You sprawl yourself across the hallway, allowing none of your hall mates to get through, telling them that they, "SHALL NOT PASS!"
3. While drunk, you can recite Aragorn's entire family tree, and do it at just about every party.
2. "Do not meddle in the affairs of professors, for they are subtle and quick to flunk you."
And the number one sign youre an LOTR obsessed college student:
When security comes knocking on your door in response to a strange smoke issuing from your room, you tell them it's pipe weed.