10. "Are we there yet?"
9. "Didn’t any of you wonder why your Ring of Power had a big red EYE on it?"
8. "You know, red is a much better color on you."
7. "These aren't the hobbits we’re looking for."
6. "I could really go for that Arwen chick if I were, y'know, still alive."
5. "You should have gone before we left Mordor."
4. "I thought YOU had the map!"
3. "I told you, there were only eight black horses. Now shut up and keep pedaling."
2. "Do these robes make me look fat?"

And the number one Nazgûl Line Edited Out Of FOTR:

1. "Just because we wear black and ride around together doesn’t make us evil."