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What’s New Saruman? - HR

Sung to "What’s New Pussycat?" also by Tom Jones

Author’s comment: When Gandalf got his white robes, he got a heck of a sing voice in the bargain.

What’s new Saruman? Whoa whoa whoooooa
What’s new Saruman? Whoa whoa whooooooooooa

Saruman, Saruman I’ve got Entses,
They’re building fences
Around your tower.
So go and consult your palantir

Saruman, Saruman,
My mistake,
It’s this lake,
Blame it on Wormtongue.

What’s new Saruman, whoa whoa whooooa?
What’s new Saruman, whoa whoa whoooooooa?

Saruman, Saruman,
I broke your staff,
What a laugh, look at you!
So go wash out your colourful tie-dyed robes.

Saruman, Saruman,
We’ll leave you
You’ve lost your crew.
You and your Orthanc tower.

What’s new Saruman, whoa whoa whooooa?
What’s new Saruman, whoa whoa whoooooooa?
Saruman Saruman,
You’re losing touch,
You’ve said too much, it doesn’t work!
We’ll soon be riding away with our minds at peace.

Saruman, Saruman,
You can’t escape,
It’s too late,
You and your stubborn will.
You and your Grima Wormtongue.
You and your colourful robes.



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