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Nine Million for Mortal Men who yearn for fries
Seven Thousand for the Dwarf Lords with arteries of stone
Three hundred for the Elves in paper wrappings
One for the Dark Ford in the Dark Drive-Through
Onion Rings to rule them all,
Onion Rings to Find them.
Onion Rings to bring them all,
And in the Oil Fry them.
In the Land of Whopper where the burgers lie.

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