10. While standing in line for refreshements, complain loudly about how its "not as good as mom's lembas and mushrooms back home on the Brandywine."
9. Wear hobbit feet and ask folks where is a good place to get your next pedicure.
8. Stand in front of the ropes beside the ticket taker and hollar "You cannot pass!"
7. Dress like a hobbit and ask attendants for a child's booster seat so you can see the screen better.
6. Dress as a member of the Jedi Council and tell people you are only there to see the Star Wars preview.
5. Take a box of tissues and cry loudly when Gandalf falls with the Balrog. Offer tissues to everyone around.
4. After Strider is introduced, tap people on the shoulder and keep saying "I bet he's a king!" over and over until it is confirmed. Then cross your arms and announce "See, I told ya!"
3. Wear a big pointy Gandalf hat and don't remove it in the theatre. Sit in the middle in front of a lot of short kids.
2. Introduce yourself to the people around you using your Hobbit, Elven,
or Dwarven name.

And the number one thing to do to annoy people at the LOTR:FOTR movie…
As the credits roll at the end, play "peek-a-boo" with people around
you by taking One Ring replica on and off!