Frodo took the ring, took it far with Sam and Gandalf,
and the Dwarves and Elves. He took on his left hand,
and then put it on.
Became the choosen one, then they were Frodo's clan.

Frodo was possesed, screwed up head and screwed up morals
Like the guy from Mordor, but he licked 'em with Sam's help
And all those Gondor men, well armed and prepared men

But then there were spiders, when Gollum tried to break their balls
Just the phail light to guide them
And Gollum bitched about "Precious" and "Should we hurts the nice hobbits?"

Frodo took the ring, just like his dear Bilbo
Gollum was crass, he was the nazz
And Sam kicked his ass
He took it all too far, into the Cracks he fell

Fell in love with the ring, Frodo sucked up into his mind
Like a ring-wraith nazgul
When he had destroyed the ring there was crowned a new king

Frodo took the riiiiinnnnnngggggggg!