Sung to the tune "Finland, Finland, Finland" by Monty Python

Rohan, Rohan, Rohan,
The country where I want to be…
Eating outside or inside,
Or in the hall Edoras…

Rohan, Rohan, Rohan,
Rohan kicks Gondor's ass.

You're so sadly neglected,
And often ignored,
Still willing to help out
A foreign overlord…

Rohan, Rohan, Rohan,
The country where I want to be,
Your prairies so lovely,
Your horses so swift…
Rohan, Rohan, Rohan,
Getting Saruman all miffed…

You're so far from Caradhras,
And distant Harad,
Quite a long way from Mirkwood
Lots of miles to Mordor (that's bad)

Rohan, Rohan, Rohan,
The country where I'd quite like to be,
Your prairies so lovely,
Your people so tall…
Rohan, Rohan, Rohan,
Rohan's not really that small.