I Will Block You, sung to the tune "We Will Rock You" by Queen

Balrog, you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' with your whip
Gonna get you some wings some day
You got fangs in your face,
You big disgrace
Kickin' those orcs all over the place
But now I will, I will block you.
I will, I will block you.

Balrog you're a Maia, why ya
Fighting with your own?
Gonna take on the world some day?
You got fangs in your face,
You big disgrace
Wavin' your whip all over the place
But now I will, I will block you.
I will, I will block you.

Balrog you're an old fool, dead fool
Think you're gonna fly
When I break the bridge under your place?
You got fangs in your face,
You big disgrace
Somebody's gonna put you back into your place.
And now I will, I will block you. I will, I will block you.