Blame Aragorn! sung to the tune of "Blame Canada" -- South Park

Eowyn: Times have changed
The clouds and dimness getting worse
Mordor will crush our fighting men
I'll never get to be a nurse!
Guardsman: Should we blame the Steward?
Ioreth: Or blame the hobbit prince?
Faramir: Or blame the images on the palantir?
Eowyn: NO, blame Aragorn
Everyone: Blame Aragorn
Eowyn: With his head up in the air
And that wizard at his side
Everyone: Blame Aragorn
Blame Aragorn
Eowyn: We need to barricade the gates
Everyone: It's Aragorn's mistake!

Eowyn: Don't blame me
For Eomer of Rohan
He saw that shining sword
And now he's off to join the clan!
Ioreth: I had a crush on Boromir
Loved to hear him blow his horn
But now he's dead and I'm forlorn
Eowyn: Well, blame Aragorn
Everyone: Blame Aragorn
Eowyn: It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Aragorn came along
Everyone: Blame Aragorn
Blame Aragorn
Guardsman: He's not a Gondorian anyway

Faramir: My dad could've been a councilor or minister it's true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the guardsmen who allowed him to expire?
Eowyn: Heck no!
Everyone: Blame Aragorn
Blame Aragorn
Ioreth: With all his athelas hubbabbalooo
Eowyn: And that b*tch Arwen Evenstar too
Everyone: Blame Aragorn
Shame on Aragorn
The war we must stop
The march we must parch
Glory and pride
Must be put to the side
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before Sauron thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusss