Sung to the tune of "Down Under" by Men at Work

Traveling in New Zealand Country
On a hobbit trail, with our guide PJ
We met a strange lady
Said she was Arwen
She had a sword, but she was charmin'
And she said,

Do you film in a land down under?
Where waters flow and sets go under?
Can you hear, can you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover.

Aragorn was a man called Stuart
He was twenty-four and a bit too short.
We said, did you read-a your Tolkien?
He got fired; now Viggo as Aragorn's smokin'
And he says,

(chorus)

Floating on a flood in Queenstown
Now the set's gone; I'm trying not to drown,
I said to the Man are you trying to kill me,
For daring to film in the land of NZ?
And he said oh,

(chorus)