Sung to the tune of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame"

Take me out to the Balrog.
Take me down to the mines.
Show me the bridge over Khazad-dum.
I don't care if it falls and goes boom.
For it's root, root, root for old Gandalf.
If he can't win, it's OK.
For you can't keep a good wizard down.
He'll return some day.

(Inspired by hearing Frank Deford outline the history of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" on NPR's "Morning Edition" on Wednesday morning.)