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The Balrog Blitz, sung to the tune of "Ballroom Blitz" - Ingold

Are you ready, Strider? Aha.
Gimli? Yeah!
Boromir? OK.
Alright, fellas, let's go!

Oh it's been getting so hot
Readin’ from this book in Durin’s Hall, aha
Oh Glamdring’s getting so bright
So I got to tell ya what we’re ‘bout to see
I see an orc at the back
As a matter of fact his eyes are red as the sun
And Gollum in the corner let no one ignore ‘im
'Cause he thinks he's the precious one

Oh, yeah, there was, like, lightning, everybody was fighting
The beat o’ the drum was soothing, and they all started grooving

Aiiiiy, Aiiiiy, Aiiiiy, Aiiiiy, Aiiiiy
And the troll at the back said
Everyone attack and it turned into a balrog blitz
And the ranger in the corner said
Wiz, I tried ta warn ya, it would turn into a Balrog Blitz
Balrog blitz, Balrog blitz, Balrog blitz

I'm reaching out for some spell
Keeping back this evil’s ‘bout all I can do
Oh, I softly chant the door spell,
then tell you fools to flee, but what do you do?

Now the bridge in the back
Is ready to crack as he raises his staff to the sky
And the hobbit ‘round the corner is ev'ryone's mourner
He can’t keep the tears from his eye

Oh yeah, it was electric, so frightfully hectic
The fellowship started fleeing 'cause the mountain was reeling
refrain



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